Time 9:30 Sunday Night

My friend Mcdouble and I are leveling in Halgrind, he is almost 80 and I am almost level 77. We see a flying creature up above us and look in awe before we aggress this unknown enemy. We realize that it is a level 80 Death Knight who quickly swoops down and kills me in a few hits.

My friend stealth’s up and watches my body while the DK known as “Lichkillerz” camps my level 76 corpse. I’m really not sure what to do in this instance as my friend is almost 80 and I am almost 77, so I decide to do the best thing and convo him.

I tell him it’s good to see level 80s camping noobies trying to level up. To my surprise I get a message from someone named “Aysis” who tells me her son has meant no harm to me and that I should not have aggressed first. She also said that I did it to her other son “Bullfase” as well. She said I was free to go back leveling and that he would not attack me again.

I didn’t think anything of it at first until I was talking to Mcdouble about her other son “Bullfase” and how funny it was a level 80 couldn’t kill a Level 65 before his 80 Rogue 1-hit him. We made a few cracks about it and then remembered how much he had shit talked me the night before.

While I may have instigated his little emo rage incident, my screen shots did not show what I had said to him and only displayed his inappropriate act of emo raging. I now had direct contact with his mother and decided to play with it.

Time 1:00 Sunday Morning

It’s 1:00 a.m. and both my friend Mcdouble and I are a little tired but anxious to hit level 70 before we call it quits for the night. While leveling in Halgrind and almost level 66 I see a unknown flying object high above, so I do what I always do and attack with everything I have. I am able to get this now known level 80 to approximately 25% HP before he is able to kill me.

I quickly login my Rogue and have him standing “guard” over my level 65 corpse. I then resurrect on my 65 Druid and send him heading North as I quickly ALT + Tab back to my Rogue and 1-hit this level 80 Druid.

With the Druid out of the way, I proceed to level with my friend until this 80 Druid decides to come back for more. I kill him about five times before he tells me to tell my friend to go away. I argue that it was not my friend and that he was too stupid to recognize a dual-boxer.

After being bored of leveling in Halgrind for a while I decide to try my luck at a Boss and get my friend and I some money. So we head over to The Vice. Before I can even jump off of my boat which is used as a tele in point, I am messaged by this now raged “Bullfase” who has some nice comments for me after I tinker with his mind a little.

Time 10:20 Sunday Night

After quickly remembering about her angry son, I decide to contact her about his “potty” mouth that he let slip. I did realize this would cause some drama for him in the household and didn’t mind one bit. So I PM this very nice lady and explain how her son has an awfully bad temper and how he went off on me the night before.

After talking with her for a good 20 minutes and showing her a cut out screen shot of the chat log she asked to see the real photos. I was kinda worried at this time because I was unsure whether WoW saved the originals and if they did, how much did they show of my typing?

To my luck they were all saved in my /World of Warcraft/Screenshots/ directory and had absolutely no text of my own and only of his. I was very excited now because it made him look like a bad guy and made me look like a poor player who was bad mouthed by this very rude, immature brat.

She explains to me that her husband was worried I had altered the screen shots of his son and that I was doing it to get him back. When I showed her the originals, she realized I was telling the truth and…